This week has been a roller coaster ride for me.
Its a one woman show at work today. All the bosses have gone for a seminar. So left the mini-boss and that's me!
*Phew*Didnt know that being a boss can be so difficult. All the time it's Fiza here, Fiza there..
Fiza how ah??
Fiza, like this can or not??
Fiza, what you want me to do now??
Fiza, can i take time off??
Fiza, can i go back at 3pm??
Fiza, the bottle washer machine's spoil..
Fiza, can you check the order list??
Fiza, can you stock check the carcasses??
Fiza, the Zoo Man's here..
Fiza, the birdpark call..
Fiza, small sized gloves finished already.
Fiza, how to see the plug?
Fiza, i need more rats for testing..
Fiza, the mice not enough for supply..
Fiza, cannot wash off the IVC pipe..
Fiza, the isolator's glove got hole already..
Fiza ... Fiza.... Fizaa........
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Stop!!!
For a moment, i lost my orientation. Luckily found myself back and its
Lina, go mend the isolator's glove..
Aru, help the two poly students to wash the pipe..
Sarika, please order some more gloves..
Smile at the Zoo people and tell them to take their time choosing their dead rats/mice.
Call the service man to come on Monday and service bottle washer.
Cancelled those orders that cannot be supplied.
Told the ah-sohs, that if they want to leave early.. i'll still have to record down who "cabut".
In the end, everything went just fine. But of course with blunders here and there..
Blunder No 1
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Poly students: "Fiza, how to see if the rats are mated?"
Fiza: "Very Easy. If the rats are mated, you'll see a plug in the vagina."
Poly students: " Fiza, we're not sure leh. Can help us to see whether there's any plug or not?"
Fiza: "Yah sure.. Come, just tilt the tail to expose the genitals, try to open up the vagina to see if any plug has been inserted in by the male. That will show that they've mated."
Fiza: "See, there's something inside.. You all can see or not?"
Poly students: "Fiza, isnt that the anus you're looking at?"
Fiza: "Errr....?????"
Blunder no 2
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Engineer: "Xcuse me, do you have ladder?"
Fiza: "Leather? I dont think we have any leather here. We dont use it.Wait ah, i'll go and ask my senior. "
Fiza: " Swee huat, do we have any leather here or not??"
Swee Huat: " Of course la, ladder's in the store room."
Fiza: " huhh?? We got leather meh?? we keep in store room??
SH: " yeah la, you ah.. very obvious what?"
Fiza: "and how does the leather looks like?"
SH & Engineer: ???!!!???
Fiza goes into the store room.. looks left, looks right...
An attendant came into the store room..
Fiza:"Cik Jo, do you know where's the leather? SH says its in the store room."
Cik Jo: " There, beside you only what? SO big also cannot see ah??"
Fiza turned and she saw: "huhh??? LADDER?? i thought LEATHER..ceh~!"
Cik Jo: "What for an engineer needs a leather?? To spank you with??"
Fiza: "Errr....????"
Friday, October 21, 2005
7 things that scares me:-
- Ghost/Supernatural forces
- Injections
- Interviews
- Losing anyone whom i hold on dearly
- Falling tremendously ill/ Death
- Creepy Crawlies
- Failure in life
- My dad, Mom, siblings
- Alfian
- Computers w internet access
- Smile & Crack Jokes
- Security & to be loved/wanted
- Being complimented for things that I've done
- Holidaying/ travelling w my fam' and beloved
- HP
- Hamsters
- Bed/comforter/pillows & bolster
- HP Charger
- Novel
- Fan ( make it the no 1 on the list)
- Mirror/Dressing table
- Im getting fatter and fatter day by day
- I teach tuitions everyday after work
- At times, I work 7 days per week
- I've been in love w Alfian for 6 years, in relationship w him for 5yr ++
- Emotional, cry easily, soft hearted
- Forgiving
- When I was 7 yrs old, Inserted a watermelon seed in my left ear and left it to germinate before going to doctor and suck that damn thing out. huehuehue
- Travelling to all the 7 wonders of the World w my loved ones.
- Be married and have lotsa kids.
- Be a successful career woman and yet a perfect wife to my hubby.
- Spending more time with fam'.
- Khatam Quran once again.
- Swear i'll not miss sholat subuh
- Repent ( i guess when you know you're dying, that's the first thing that will come to mind right?)
- Of course the basics (smoke, drinks, sleeps ard, eat pork)
- Watch anything horror, see any gross picture.
- Continued living my life knowing i've been cheated on.
- Cant be mad w Alfian for more than a week.
- Cant sleep without hearing Alfian's voice and not seeing my parents before sleeping.
- Cant do major operations like how a vet does. ( e smell of blood stinks!!)
- Cant do a single thing right knowing that any of my loved ones in dander.
- Adapavviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
- Ntah la.. malas nak ckp lagi
- Ok la, ok la, ok la..
- tahu takpe..
- sigh!!
- Can you help me do ........
- aiyah... today got tuition.
Cinta yang terindah
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Mengingati awal perjumpaan kita dulu
Segar dalam ingatanku, dikala itu
Begitu salah tingkah laku ku dihadapanmu
Seperti kemarin saja kejadian itu berlalu
Mengenangkan kembali perjalanan cinta ini
Tak semuanya mudah untuk dilalui
Kadang terlalu jauh dan mendaki
Adakalanya begitu penuh onak dan duri
Merenungkan kembali semuanya
Adakalanya kau membuatkanku kecewa
Adakalanya membuatkanku berduka
Namun tak pernah ku hiraukan semua itu, demi kasih kita
Mengangankan hari esok bersamamu
Tiada lagi keraguan didalam jiwaku
Walaupun kutahu banyak lagi tempat untuk berteduh
Sesungguhnya engkaulah pelabuhan terakhirku
Akan ku terus menantimu wahai Dewa
Menantimu dengan sejuta kasih dan cinta
Kan kupersembahkan semua cinta yang kupunya
Untukmu kekasih yang selalu setia
Agar tidak lagi aku keseorangan
Agar tidak lagi aku diburu kesepian
Walaupun nanti kau tidak memilihku sebagai teman
Walaupun nanti Penantian ini berakhir dengan kenangan
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Mengingati awal perjumpaan kita dulu
Segar dalam ingatanku, dikala itu
Begitu salah tingkah laku ku dihadapanmu
Seperti kemarin saja kejadian itu berlalu
Mengenangkan kembali perjalanan cinta ini
Tak semuanya mudah untuk dilalui
Kadang terlalu jauh dan mendaki
Adakalanya begitu penuh onak dan duri
Merenungkan kembali semuanya
Adakalanya kau membuatkanku kecewa
Adakalanya membuatkanku berduka
Namun tak pernah ku hiraukan semua itu, demi kasih kita
Mengangankan hari esok bersamamu
Tiada lagi keraguan didalam jiwaku
Walaupun kutahu banyak lagi tempat untuk berteduh
Sesungguhnya engkaulah pelabuhan terakhirku
Akan ku terus menantimu wahai Dewa
Menantimu dengan sejuta kasih dan cinta
Kan kupersembahkan semua cinta yang kupunya
Untukmu kekasih yang selalu setia
Agar tidak lagi aku keseorangan
Agar tidak lagi aku diburu kesepian
Walaupun nanti kau tidak memilihku sebagai teman
Walaupun nanti Penantian ini berakhir dengan kenangan
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